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Age/Gender: 15, Female
Location: Toronto, Tampa, Trondheim
Job: Prof. Procrastinator

Never underestimate MS Paint. Also. I am EVILL!! And. I am out to get you, 0-bombers. I know. Where. You. LIVE. And I generally compose music--but I'm interested in Flash. Unfortunately, I have neither the skill(?) nor materials to submit to the portal.

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Flash Reviews: 47
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Score: 10
Living in Indiana

"hey, this is pretty good!"

submission: Living in Indiana
date: March 18, 2008

the way you talked over the music [which was good] and how each scene moved on from one to another..it was all very impressive.
AND you managed to keep up the "Hey! i'm bored..with this crap.." tone all the way through without sounding like shit :D
and focusing on the content now..
the way you said everything kept my interest and the flash was pretty cool-- i like your drawing of racist people and rednecks lmfao xD
sweetness, dude
you also helped me decide that i am NOT going to college in Indiana :D
-->i've been getting letters from the midwest saying, "you should come to indiana to our great college!" and now i know. i am never going there :)
-Vesta J

March 24, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks alot... I'm just glad someone enjoyed it.

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Score: 9
Ovenmitt's Green Beverage

"LOL!!"

date: March 17, 2008

this was pretty amusing--the voice made me want to crack up!
the end should have been extended by a second or two..it seemed to close off too fast compared to mindchamber and ther other guy's scenes.
anyway.
it kind of made no sense after a little bit..? still, it was funny.
i don't care how dumb i sound right now when i ask this, but: what's with all the clocks? this is the 3rd flash i've watched that involve clocks, looking pretty much the same for each flash. and each username has clock in it somewhere.
am i missing something?
don't get me wrong..i like clocks :D
4/5

March 17, 2008

Author's Response:

The Clock Crew is a group of animators on Newgrounds, who make animations about living Clocks. The first clock, known as StrawberryClock, joined in 2001.

For more information, visit the Clock Crew collection on Newgrounds:
http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/
clockcrew

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Score: 10
C L O C K W O R K

". . . !"

submission: C L O C K W O R K
date: March 17, 2008

dude, this is crazy good. seriously.
this may seem like a crappy review, but i'm sorry. i'm running out of things to say.

the music suited the song so well!! [is it me or it was it a little fuzzy? anyway, it's not like you could control that.]
but concerning your flash, there's nothing wrong! the fire was a looking a little weird..it looked like floppy red anenomes :D
still, that didn't ruin it or anything.
i really like the mood of the whole flash, and I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!
when a title is already taken, EVEN THO you'd already named it. that's a piss-off.
but the title looks cool like that :D
i think this is very well done, i added it to my favs :D
i hope this gets some award ^^
-Vesta J

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Score: 9
Dr Steel Build the Robots

"LMFAO!"

date: March 15, 2008

i found this very amusing :D
THE ROBOTS, MAN!!
HE'S TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!
but i don't like the moral.
it's just funny :P
the animation was pretty good, each frame matched parts of the song perfectly. haha i have that song stuck in my head now.
awesomeness :D
the whole idea was creative and the video was amazing. sometimes it seemed a little stiff, but that's no biggie.

March 15, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks. I hope the song sticks with you long enought to direct you to itunes or amazon and purchase the mp3! Enjoy!

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Score: 7
The Ninja Spam Killers

"alright now."

date: March 15, 2008

it was good at first, but no audio. no music.
and threats?
not a good idea. there are actually some people that would take you seriously..
and so you have to include that somewhere, even if it ruins it.
-->maybe in the author comments.
anyhow, the concept wasn't bad, so doing a flash of this was a little amusing :)
however, the whole killing thing just RUINED it.
a more humourous [either just a little violent, or maybe have a whole ninja police squad surrounding the spammer with guns. and then use your imagination to fix out the ending.
anyway, that's just my opinion. but this wans't so bad. i have to say i almost did laugh out loud at the end.
poor spammer. that's what you get :O
>:D

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Score: 9
Bounce - A space velocity

"lol"

date: March 11, 2008

a really amusing [and unbearably frustrating] game!
haha i couldn't get past level 2 :D
very addicting, and it's a pretty good game, considering you need you need to improve yourself--the main addicting ingredient->DIFFICULTY :D---and yeahh..
good job :)
-vesta

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Score: 9
Smiley Bounce

"LOL!"

submission: Smiley Bounce
date: March 5, 2008

it was addicting in a sense that it was such a PISS OFF!!
at the very beginning i was still confused how to play it,
and i died like 25 times.. XD
lmfao
it would've been funnier if the smiley dude's eyes turned to x's and a tongue stuck out instead of the blood--> i don't know, it just turns me off..
but the game isn't bad
haha the second time i started i became the emo guy
T.T <--crying face :D
lol
-alty

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Score: 7
1000000 sticks

"lol"

submission: 1000000 sticks
date: March 2, 2008

well, they're a little suicidal, aren't they?
the dumbasses :D
this has pretty much the same idea as your other one
there were like millions (ok hundreds) of tiny suicidal stick people (that strangely resembled ants) jumping off cliffs for no particular reason :\ :P

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Score: 9
The united sticks

"lmfao!"

submission: The united sticks
date: March 2, 2008

the violence...
xD
i forgive you for the drawing on a laptop.
cuz it doesn't suck.
i mean, its funny cuz its like that// and lol :D
the music was awesomely suited to the craziness and suicidal parts :|
:D
good job! [i am a sucker for stick flash :D ..im hoping to make my own sometime inthe somewhat near future..:D]
-alty

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Score: 8
Stick Fight part 1

"LMFAO!"

submission: Stick Fight part 1
date: March 1, 2008

hahaha
the sticks..they crack me up :'D
but no, actually you should keep the soulja boy song..it kinda suits it :D
lol i just saw "stick fight" so i click on it, and its by tankbuster:D
make a sequel fast XD

March 1, 2008

Author's Response:

OMFG LOL ITS YOU AGAIN lol

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