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At least I noticed it on time.

Posted by alternativesolution May. 23, 2008 @ 9:39 PM EDT

Ahh..some uhh, new advice.

Don't put ice cream box covers on hot stoves. Especially Breyers.
Reason?
It melts.
Nice, hot, gooey plastic. Black, too.

Mmm..
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Okay, it's Monday now. ..I think? Haha, I'm off school so I'm a little off a schedule, as well. This post is just to say I'm going to be submitting more often than usual these months, despite studying for my SATs and volunteering. *cough* :D
So I've put up Break into the Confusion and Find yourself, which are probably some of my better works.
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Now it's Wednesday. So I did end up submitting my new song. I'm actually thinking the title more suits this other song I haven't uploaded yet. Oh well. Go check it out if you want, and if you do, leave a review ;)
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Monday again.
So. I need suggestions. Anyone know a shit user? I feel like spamming their page.
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Happy Canada day, bitches!
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Time flies by WAY too fast. Plus, happy belated 4th of July.
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Wtf!? It's freaking August!! Man, this sucks. Also, my picture has gone from crap to semi-crap, all thanks to Paint and the shittiest mouse on the face of the Earth.
So, bow down to me, fools, and worship my SKILLS!! >:C

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43 Comments

May. 27, 2008 | 4:02 PM Pixellator says:

Uhh, were you testing something? Were you that curious? Or accidental?

Jun. 1, 2008 | 4:52 PM alternativesolution responds:

It was accidental.
..I think.

Jun. 1, 2008 | 3:20 PM cycerin says:

hahaha :D

Jun. 1, 2008 | 4:53 PM alternativesolution responds:

Yeah I laughed my ass off :D

Jun. 1, 2008 | 4:09 PM Chiggins says:

That poor stove... it never had a chance.

Jun. 1, 2008 | 4:49 PM alternativesolution responds:

*cries*

Jun. 2, 2008 | 10:21 PM pathock3 says:

Hey, same here! Just gotta take physics and present a history report tomorrow and it's over. As for the advice, thanks! I'll try to keep that in mind.

Jun. 3, 2008 | 5:00 PM alternativesolution responds:

Sweet! :D

Jun. 12, 2008 | 11:03 AM Monkeytree says:

Cookies?

Jun. 12, 2008 | 11:19 AM alternativesolution responds:

No?

Jun. 12, 2008 | 11:19 AM Monkeytree says:

asshole?

Jun. 12, 2008 | 11:20 AM alternativesolution responds:

Nah.

Jun. 12, 2008 | 11:21 AM Monkeytree says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NMGsR mZTFQ&NR=1

Jun. 12, 2008 | 11:25 AM alternativesolution responds:

OMG :O

Jun. 12, 2008 | 11:28 AM Monkeytree says:

OOOmmmmmGGG!!!

Jun. 12, 2008 | 11:42 AM alternativesolution responds:

o.O

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:48 PM Juggalos4lifefoo676 says:

Be a member of my club!
"The Juggalos and Juggalettes"
JOIN ON MY PAGE NOW!! :)

Jun. 17, 2008 | 11:05 AM alternativesolution responds:

No.

Jun. 18, 2008 | 3:09 PM JimmySaint says:

its monday?

Jun. 18, 2008 | 3:26 PM alternativesolution responds:

Today? No.

Jun. 19, 2008 | 7:57 PM JimmySaint says:

me vote 5 on new song

Jun. 19, 2008 | 8:33 PM alternativesolution responds:

I just got zero-bombed.
Do you really think I'd head over to your little page and vote a fucking 5 on your new song?

Jun. 19, 2008 | 8:46 PM JimmySaint says:

No, I mean I voted 5 on your song. thats it

Jun. 20, 2008 | 10:41 AM alternativesolution responds:

Sorry..I was in a bad mood. Thanks.

Jun. 22, 2008 | 1:22 PM Kaneda-X says:

O:
You snapped on dat poor Jimmy boy. xD

Jun. 22, 2008 | 7:41 PM alternativesolution responds:

YEah..call it ..hormonal :D

Jun. 23, 2008 | 9:11 PM Kaneda-X says:

CONGRATS ALT!! <333
I saw that one of your songs was used it a flash! :D

Jun. 23, 2008 | 10:11 PM alternativesolution responds:

REally? Cool! Which one?

Jun. 23, 2008 | 10:33 PM LookAtHerDick says:

spray your load on my face

Jun. 23, 2008 | 10:44 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

hahaha an 07 user that signed up in late December lol

Jun. 23, 2008 | 10:45 PM alternativesolution responds:

Yup^^

Jun. 23, 2008 | 10:58 PM Kaneda-X says:

The game was called Color Collect and it used your song Inequitable Equality.
It was an actually decent game. 'Grats again Alt! <33

Oh, and some other shit game used another one of your songs.

Jun. 23, 2008 | 11:25 PM alternativesolution responds:

Ugh..that's kind of an embarrassment.
But Color Collect looks cool! I played it and it was kinda frustrating, lol.
Funny thing was, I was going to extend the reverb ending on that song tomorrow, just so it doesn't start again so quickly. Like, finish..and BOOM. Start again. :/
Make sense?

Jun. 23, 2008 | 11:17 PM badfurrykitty says:

so sexy

Jun. 23, 2008 | 11:22 PM alternativesolution responds:

Me? Yeah, I know.

Jun. 23, 2008 | 11:26 PM Kaneda-X says:

Why embarrass?! You should be proud someone likes your music so much they put it in their flash! O:

And yeah, I know what you mean. I think that would defiantly add some depth to your song. Although, I don't think it is REALLY necessary, it will defiantly improve it some. :3

Jun. 23, 2008 | 11:58 PM alternativesolution responds:

Yeah, you're right. I'm being a bum.
About the song? Well, I can't do anything about it now. Once it's been used in a Flash, it's gone. No editing, no removing.
Wtf? :(

Jun. 23, 2008 | 11:55 PM hereforrock says:

You can go spam my userpage if you want. I've somehow come to like it when people spam my page, as long as it's not completely and totally gay.

Jun. 23, 2008 | 11:58 PM alternativesolution responds:

YAYAYAYAYAYAY!! <33

Jun. 24, 2008 | 12:11 AM Kaneda-X says:

NO EDITING!? WUT?!
Go keel Tom, rite noa. D<
....
Actually wait, kill Wade instead, since hes a gaint douche. :3

Jun. 24, 2008 | 10:02 PM alternativesolution responds:

>:O I'm getting Wade.
Damn douches, always trying to be practical and make sense >:C
why..WHY!!??

Jun. 24, 2008 | 1:23 AM hereforrock says:

I made another post. Go spam it. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

(now you have a few revengeful purposes, I'm guessing) ;)

Jun. 24, 2008 | 9:30 AM alternativesolution responds:

YESS >:D
lol I'm gonna have to rewrite it I logged off yesterday D:

Jun. 24, 2008 | 1:24 AM hereforrock says:

Well, now you do. (I need to get teh spamming out of my system)

HELLOMYNAMEDOESNOTINVOLVETHEWORDCOCK

Jun. 24, 2008 | 11:00 AM x-Exodus-X says:

spam x-Exodus-x`s page. he`s a COMPLETE shit user.

Jun. 24, 2008 | 9:05 PM alternativesolution responds:

Done :3 <3

Jun. 24, 2008 | 6:12 PM Kaneda-X says:

I got banned from the BBS for three days. D:

Jun. 24, 2008 | 10:03 PM alternativesolution responds:

:O You naughty boy!

Jun. 26, 2008 | 10:14 PM x-Exodus-X says:

Haha, thanks for the spam :P

If you still want that piano preset, I can send it to you in about a week when I`m finally home...

Jun. 30, 2008 | 9:10 PM alternativesolution responds:

Yes, thanks! :D

Jun. 30, 2008 | 12:35 AM hereforrock says:

omg, wait..... did you say...... ice-cream? Give. It. To. Me. lol, I love ice-cream. I eat like, a gallon a week, and I'm still totally skinny and everything. ^^

Jun. 30, 2008 | 9:15 PM alternativesolution responds:

Me = gain fast, lose fast :D

Jul. 1, 2008 | 2:48 PM STeeLRaTnl says:

NOOo, MY FLASH!!!!!!

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:31 PM alternativesolution responds:

>:D

Jul. 1, 2008 | 6:20 PM STeeLRaTnl says:

didu no u had like 60 blams ?

Jul. 2, 2008 | 9:30 PM alternativesolution responds:

61.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 6:29 AM STeeLRaTnl says:

E sux liek... dis bal, and the A teh othre bal, so they are liek both suking my balls.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:39 AM alternativesolution responds:

...

Jul. 2, 2008 | 2:35 PM STeeLRaTnl says:

You have appearantly never seen PurePwnage, hereby you're instantly crowned as noob.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 6:30 PM alternativesolution responds:

I love how you try to sound educated.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 3:01 PM poopmon says:

1. Click here and speak into your microphone to record a test message

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:07 PM poopmon says:

I like poop. Feels good coming through my asshole.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 8:25 AM STeeLRaTnl says:

I love facts.

Jul. 27, 2008 | 12:40 PM Blasphemare says:

Im still BooooOOoooored... and dont tell me to go outside, iwe been out all day and im going to spend the next 3 days - and nights - outside

Jul. 28, 2008 | 6:38 PM alternativesolution responds:

Go outside.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 9:43 PM x-Exodus-X says:

Yooooooooo, you're never on AIM lol. But then again, neither am I. Oh well, I am leaving for Canada again soon, so peace I guess. I'll send you the piano thing someday.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 10:09 PM alternativesolution responds:

Lol sorry!

Jul. 30, 2008 | 11:32 PM x-Exodus-X says:

Yeah, so I'll get on right now, probably just leave AIM on for an hour. Peace!

Sep. 3, 2008 | 5:34 PM alternativesolution responds:

Grr!! I still need to get on!! >.<

Aug. 5, 2008 | 7:42 PM Kaneda-X says:

Teh epic reviews is finsihed. :D

Sep. 3, 2008 | 5:34 PM alternativesolution responds:

:D Me loves you foevea :D

Aug. 9, 2008 | 6:27 PM Hades0013 says:

Woah, your userpage sure does get abused a lot. ;D

Sep. 3, 2008 | 5:35 PM alternativesolution responds:

= P

Aug. 17, 2008 | 10:52 PM Duiliath says:

Time does go by too fast, and why would you put an ice cream box cover on a hot stove? ^_^

Sep. 3, 2008 | 5:36 PM alternativesolution responds:

I didn't realize it was still hot! ^___^'

Aug. 19, 2008 | 10:56 AM Mizox says:

heard you've been looking for this
http://www.umauma.cd/

Sep. 3, 2008 | 5:36 PM alternativesolution responds:

Wtf..?

Aug. 23, 2008 | 6:24 AM Blasphemare says:

Why dont you just download Gimp? Thats like a hundred billions of millions of times better than paint
http://www.gimp.org/

Sep. 3, 2008 | 5:38 PM alternativesolution responds:

YEah, I've heard of it..
I think I got to save up for a tablet and Adobe Illustrator and Flash. End of story, that's all I need.
Plus a couple hundred bucks. Maybe a thousand..

Sep. 6, 2008 | 3:34 PM Kaneda-X says:

Took you long enough bish. Get back to work. xP